Super-Secret Post
Originally written at the beginning of month 20
I was brushing my hair on day 2 and one white hair was sticking out. And I kind of lost it.
For a while, I was not pulling white hairs since I thought I’d be a mom soon and wanted to look older than I do. Then, I compromised to only pulling them if they were looking super obnoxious sticking straight out. They could survive by keeping their head down.
Now they’re all targeted. “Looking younger than I deserve” is getting added to the “perks of not getting pregnant yet” column along with “training to climb The Lions at the end of the summer” and “took weekend trips to Whistler twice in 2013.”
Cue me learning exactly how grey I was going… seeking out and destroying individual hairs took longer than expected.